Apocalypse Earth - Earth - Attack (Book 4): Monty Python's Mission Impossible...! by SG Laurie

Author:SG Laurie [Laurie, SG]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2018-10-15T22:00:00+00:00

7

No Difference

“What does Gates have that the The Six could possibly want?” Michelle whispered to Salome, perplexed.

Salome shook her head, wouldn’t give him an answer.

“Well, whatever it is, how does Anus know about it?” Michelle said, nodding at the huge anus sitting on his gold throne.

“I’m standing right here. I can hear everything you’re saying,” I told Michelle. But he was right. He had raised a very interesting and disturbing dynamic. There was a lot more going on here than I could figure out.

“Silence…!” Anus roared.

"He talking to us?" I said, looking at the others while keeping an eye on Anus’s three eyes.

“I’m not sure,” Michelle said.

Salome said: “Could be, but with, you know, the three eyes, I’m not sure who he’s talking to.”

"I said silence…!" Anus yelled.

“Why?” Michelle said.

“Why? What do you mean, why?" Anus roared.

"He might be retarded," I whispered to the others. "You know, a little simple - his intelligence may be extremely limited to basic language skills and functionality."

"I am talking to you!" Anus screamed, enraged. I could see a vein throbbing on his temple, above his middle eye. "Why? I'll tell you why, Hairy Fucker - because it is not the place of a Hairy Fucker such as yourself to question me, a supreme ruler of the Universe! Silence the traitor - silence him…!” Anus shouted, pointing at Michelle.

Looked like we were about to lose Michelle. Immediately an armed squad of Hairy Fuckers moved in on him, weapons at the ready. We needed leverage, quick. Anus held up his hand and the death-squad halted their approach. “Wait! Don’t kill him, just yet. What was I thinking? We want to maim him a little. At first. After all, he needs to be alive if he is to serve as an example of what happens to someone who shirks millennia of our traditions. Now, tell me something before you die, Hairy Fucker, who is your super sexy acquaintance?”

Michelle said, through gritted teeth so no one else could hear: “Before you say anything, just remember: The The Six use the Ass Lickers for procreation - it is said that Anus particularly has a proclivity for the practice, as much as 10 - 12 times a day. It is also said that the death rate for Ass Lickers on this ship is one-hundred higher than on any other.”

“Step forward, my little love-beast,” Anus instructed Salome, rubbing his big hands together eagerly.

Salome held her ground.

“I am Salome Valerian, representing the Eurafican people and all primary earth nations of the Nations Strategic Space Alliance,” she said.

“Or N.S.S.A,” I added.

“What a fancy title - all primary earth nations, whatever that means. And if it means your kind are now cooperating with one another,” - Anus used the air quotes again - “that is a lie. We have observed you to be incapable of cooperation with one another, even with your own kind. Mothers, fathers, their children, neighbors, your people do not respect each other enough to agree anything!” Regaining his composure, “Where did you find her?” Anus said to me.

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